La Vache Mauve

''"None of you are allowed to complain about my friendly cow god ever again after this, okay?" - Egbert, Rolling in the Deep''La Vache Mauve, also referred to as The Sun Cow / The Sky Cow is the deity that Egbert worships, he appears to Egbert to give him a push in the direction of his own atonement. He appears to directly speak to Egbert in Out of Order, and this is the first time Egbert has spoken to him. Speaking to him involves staring directly into the sun.

After the events of Faire Trial, the members of La Vache Mauve were up to 5 due to Egbert's successful pamphlet handing out trail, including Egbert and Dob, who says he converted after seeing La Vache Mauve when he got stabbed by a cursed wooden spike in Peak Performance. The old lady Egbert encountered in his trials is currently listed as a "maybe".

Trivia:

 * "La Vache Mauve" means "The purple cow" in French.
 * Before the events of Out of Order, Egbert admitted to not being sure if La Vache Mauve truly existed.
 * As of Peak Performance, he has only been seen by two members of the guild: Egbert and Dob.