Talk:Dob/@comment-38106116-20190121041111/@comment-38106116-20190121051313

It's adorable, funny, and also sad. Because Dob didn't have a sister to tell him, and Prudence didn't have a proper parent.

But just imagine the hijinks that will entail.

Dob: "Merilwen, well first as you know before all of this I was merely a wandering bard, and I would frequently play songs in taverns and such, and... often times I get weird interactions, nothing I couldn't handle, but then there are these wierd interactions that I am quite unfamiliar with, so... Merilwen, do you mind telling me what does a woman mean when she says she wants to see my trouser snake?"

Merilwen: "Umm..."

Prudence: "Have you been sleeping in the forest, Dob? Some snakes might find shelter in your trousers, you know, as they do. All cold-blooded, finding warmth. I mean, I'd want to get into your trousers too."

Merilwen: "N-no, Prudence, you shouldn't say that."

Dob: "What? Why not? Don't you want to get into my trousers too, Merilwen?"

Prudence: "Yeah, why, Merilwen? Dob's got like a tent down there-"

Merilwen: "Prudence!"

Prudence: "What? All I'm saying is, if I was a snake, and I'm looking for warmth, I would go into Dob's trousers."

Dob: "Yep. It's basic logic, Merilwen. You especially should know this, with you being a druid, and all that afinity with animals things."