Talk:Dob/@comment-38106116-20190121041111/@comment-38106116-20190121075101

It doesn't help that for some reason Dob and Prudence are naturally proficient in accidentally making really lewd innuendos.

And that Corazon would encourage them to pester Merilwen, even giving them ideas on what to say to her. Egbert would just be like, "Eh... I'd really rather not be involved in this, sorry not sorry." and walk away.

Merilwen will spend her time trying to hide her embarrassment, blushing so madly. "D-Dob, n-no d-don't say that out loud."

Dob: "What? I just said I wanted to have intercourse with you."

Merilwen: "Ahh! No! Nooo~! Dob, that's not- Just- Do you even know what that means?"

Dob: "Uh, yeah, of course I do. Corazon told me it's communication or dealings between individuals or groups."

Merilwen: "Ah... W-well, y-you're not wrong, but-"

Dob: "But?"

Merilwen: "Well... You see... Thing is... Uh-umm... Intercourse... is also a word for-"

Prudence: "There you two are!"

Merilwen: "Ah!"

Dob: "Hello, Prudence! Wanna have intercourse with us?"

Merilwen: "Dob, pleeaase!!!"

Prudence: "Sure! We'll make it a threesome."

Merilwen: "Pru-uude-ence!" She said between whimpers, tears practically forming in the corner of her eyes. Especially since they're in a tavern. "For the love of Cthulhu, just please, you two shut up!"

All the while Corazon sat nearby, quite literally rolling on the floor laughing at Merilwen's face. Egbert is trying his best to ignore it all. And Dob and Prudence are oblivious to it all.

Just the image of Merilwen painfully crying at their innuendos is just so funny.