Talk:Bad Chair Day/@comment-38106116-20190417114719

Okay, so, you may be confused with Corazon and Merilwen's Incidentals.

Well, I went and did a little research to try and find out how many crew members there are on a medieval trading/cargo ship, unfortunately I could not find a solid info specifically about that, and the best I found was how many crew members in a pirate ship.

There were, of course, some variations, but one total I thought were best suited, since this is a mere trading/cargo vessel, was twenty-two.

Now! It was not confirmed by Johnny if any of the crew members died when the ship crashed. However, Corazon did say, "Probably a bunch of them died." However, however, I don't think he witnessed any death at all, and I don't think we should trust a bloke dressed up as a pirate. But, I will give it to him regardless.

Now, Now! He said, "...a bunch..." and a quick Google at how many that is, it says it depends, but generally two is a couple, three and four are called a few, so more than that is often called a bunch. So, to ease their conscience, I gave them the minimum of 7.

Now, Now, 'Now! 'On to Dob, and we see him throw two unconscious guards into the sea. We don't know if they woke up. He said that they probably will, but they also probably didn't. So... 50/50. Probably lived, probably died. Therefore, considering the atrocities The Oxventure Guild has comitted, intentional or not, I have decided that Dob most likely killed those two guards, when he threw them into the sea.

Because it's the sea. It's deep. I've seen ports before, and those ports have deep waters.

So! They splashed into the water, sunked too deep, woke up moments later, tried their desperate best to quickly swim back up, they were too far down, didn't make it, long story short, drowned.

Oh, and if you're wondering why it's overall 10, I'm counting overall deaths in the Overall section, not kills. And since the tavern owner died, he adds up.

I'm a bit of a buzz right now, so apologies if this is a bit too jumbled up.